6:04 MST Damn, I should have bought more wine. At the rate we're going we wont make it though the Dem sorting ceremony.
6:11 MST The Google Bois are going political now. Cool. You can follow the Iowa caucus live via Google maps.
6:15 MST I think we've found the Green House gas problem. It isn't the light bulbs, or China, or even SUV's. It's the non stop blather of US Pundits. Shesh.
6:40 MST Woo Hoo some results are trickling in. Let's be wowed by the CNN graphics interns prodigious skills...
Democrats
- 34% Edwards
- 32% Clinton
- 31% Obama
Republicans
- 33% Fuck-A-Bee
- 24% Romney
- 17% Thompson
Analysis: Let's hope we're starting with the crazy precincts first *SHOTS FOR ALL* There can't be that many home schooled children in Iowa can there?
6:54 MST CNN Announces heavy turnout could delay results. AKA We don't want to get caught with our pants down by blowing it like we did in 2000 and 2004. I wonder if we'll have some cool tunes for the Democrat game of musical chairs?
7:04 MST CNN Calls Republican Race for Fuck-A-Bee. Gleeful *squeeeeeee* erupts from James Carvell
Analysis: Time to put the wine away and move to hard liquor. Whoa Loardy, we got heap big problems.
Dear NH GOP,
Save us! Save us NOW!!!
xoxo
wyocwby
7:10 MST Updated Numbers for the Dems - Fuck-A-Bee still winner but has dropped from 35% to 31%
- 34% Obama
- 32% Edwards
- 31% Clinton
7:20 MST Drunken Updated Numbers *hic*
- 35% Obama
- 31% Edwards
- 31% Clinton
7:24 MST Obama Projected winner with 36% of the vote
7:28 MST Hillary Speaks about her 3rd place butt spanking. Let's listen in... Boy, that is one unhappy face on Bill. Me thinks he's going to get one heck of a butt chewing once this is over. Hmm her Icy Grip of Self Control seems to be slipping...could the Cackle of Doom be far behind. Hillary is ready to answer the two big questions Who can go the distance [aka I have lots of money and will crush you bitches like bugs. Do you hear me Obama] and who has the experience [I was a president's wife]. Hillary wants to win over democrats and independents by insulting them...interesting strategy, ma'am. Bill looks like he wants to put his hand over her mouth.
Wow. I'm so glad I'm not on her staff. I bet the lamps are flying tonight!
7:35 MST Heavy Drinking All Around. Aimee, Clint, Amy, and yours truly washing out the pain of the Huk-a-Boom. Jon cradling his Hillary doll and sobbing softly. Next up, a martini to sooth these tattered souls.
Fuck-A-Bee V-I-C-T-O-R-Y Speech *is* painful. Bla Bla Bla. What is it with Arkansas and blabbermouths anyway. Thankfully he hasn't mentioned he is from Hope...yet. Seriously dude, this is just Iowa cut it short and lets leave the founders and those behind us out of it.
CNN *fills in* with on the fly stats/figures/born agains and not so impressive graphics
Aimee *mutters* under her breath what Chuck Norris can do with his bow flex and downs her 4th Cosmo
Clint keeps trying to light his cigar jumping in with how after New Hampshire no one will ever remember Fuck-A-Bee.
Amy has polished off the bottle of Pinot and points out that Hillary Lost Hillary Lost Hillary Lost
Jon *insists* that Iowa means nothing
Me *considers* just drinking straight from the bottle of Captain Morgan *sigh* But the warm glow of Hillary's stinging ten point loss and third place finish will keep me drinking out of a glass...for now.
Obama Speech I'll bring the redneck bumpkins of West Virgina together with the Elite of Snob Hill San Francisco. Hmmm he's going to put an end to oil, rich people, and bring us together like he did in Iowa [isn't he just a senator or something?]. Oooo lots of issues in the speech. We do think we have this in the bag, don't we Obama. Huck-a-Boi avoided the whole "Hope" byline. Obama picks it up. Oh, Christ we're on our way Selma now. Can Birmingham be far way? *eye roll* Nope. Please, Lord, don't let him start sining America the Beautiful. Fight Fight Fight. Bla Bla Bla.
What we've learned tonight...
- Women who are old enough to get banged by Bill Clinton voted for Obama
- If you're Born again you really do give a Huck
- 495 people outside of San Diego are willing to vote for Duncan Hunter -- even though half of them confused him with Duncan Hines
- John Edwards is willing ride the wave to the White House, even if it includes slapping Hillary's thigh
- Romney learned the hard way not to run on good hair in a state full of farm wives that home perm
- Ed Rollins is a very angry man
- Hillary Clinton has a bad poker face
- Hillary's advisors will like have a poker taken to their faces
- If two old white pasty lefty north eastern Senators drop out of a White House race, no one cares
- The CIA should use Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, and that old fat bald guy who looks like Gorbachev without the splotches on his head to get confessions out of terror detainees. Spending four hours with this group without liquor protection would break the will of just about anyone.
That enough for me for one night. This Wyocwby and The Captian signing off...
I stand by my statement that Iowa and New Hampshire are the political equivalent of Baltic Avenue and Mediterranean Avenue in Monopoly: Nice to have them, but they're not going to win you the game.
Interesting numbers, though.
Posted by: Quakerjono | January 03, 2008 at 09:57 PM
The Iowa cauci results notwithstanding, I'm impressed that you can even still type Real Words after that much alcohol!
Where I live, so close to Arkansas, I get the feeling that the state is really pleased to be getting rid of Huck. Like back in 1992, when they were thrilled to see the taillights on the Clintons asses leaving Little Rock.
Great looking blog, btw.
Posted by: localmalcontent | January 04, 2008 at 09:04 PM
Heck, that ain’t nothing.’ Election night 2004 was a real doozy. Type real words; yes. Whether or not they’re spelled correctly, are the right homophone, or grammatically correct…that is a whole other story!!
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