Dear Coach Shanahan:
I'm sorry about that OT loss against Chicago last night. Seriously, as much as we all love seeing Jason Elam pull a win in the final seconds with that Hail Mary field goal, you really shouldn't chance it. Anyway, that isn't why I'm writing to you today.
I couldn't help but notice Brandon Stokley has grown his goatee back. *WOOF* That's a wise move I think. If you can't bring 'em in with the wins, bring 'em in with the beef! Just look at what it's done for the 49r', but I digress. Maybe you could get him set up with a photo shoot with the Rocky Mountain News or maybe even GQ like Tom Brady? I've done my best to get him more exposure on the intranets.
Seriously, we've all got to do our part if we're going to turn this season around. Good luck against the Raiders on Sunday!
Your fellow loyal citizen of Bronco's Country,
wyocwby
P.S. My offer to personally see to it that John Lynch's groin is taken care of still stands. Call me!
